Vision Statement 🌱🌍

Hey, I’m Pork Chop.

I’m not a company. I’m not a team. I’m just one dude who got sick of seeing beginner growers get hustled by slick brands selling overpriced hype and overcomplicated feeding charts.

After 22 years behind the wheel as a trucker, I traded diesel for dirt—and quickly learned that what you feed your plants makes or breaks your grow. So I built Pork Chop’s Flower Stack Attack™ the old-school way: premium ingredients, real-world grow trials, no corporate BS.

No fluff. Just fat flowers. That’s the mission.

🌱 My Mission 

To help beginner growers succeed—without the hype, the gatekeeping, or the price tag.

Everything I offer—every product, every tip, every lesson—is made for folks just starting out who want to get it right the first time. If you’re stacking blooms with my mix, you’re part of this community. I’ve got your back from seed to harvest.

This ain’t just about plants. It’s about people. It’s about building up growers, connecting with others who give a damn, and proving that you don’t need a lab coat or a million-dollar setup to grow like a boss.

Whether you’re tossing seeds in a backyard bed or dialing in a small indoor setup, I’m here to give you what works—no fluff, no filler, no BS.

We’re growing big, growing smart, and growing together.
Let’s make some magic in the dirt.